Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1
Oh god this has to be the best one yet
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THANK YOU
The full set of “Steal her look” spoofs. Please do be sure to pick up a copy of that book…
For the day crowd
I can straight up buy a crocodile from a zoo?
Yeah but they don’t just sell to anyone, You gotta know the secret code:
- "Crocodile" is "Jock Strap"
- "Hey buddy" is "In the name of"
- "I gotta buy" is "Borscht"
- "One" is "My Own"
- "I’m on the level" is "I’ve vomited"
- "I know the code" is "The Dark Lord Satan"
So the complete sentence to buy a Crocodile at a willing Zoo is, “In the name of the Dark Lord Satan I’ve vomited borscht into my own jock strap!”
Just go to any zoo and shout this code, and someone will know the deal and get you your crocodile.
The worst kind of hurt ever is when you feel like your chest have been ripped open
Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means