This was in my civics textbook I couldn’t stop laughing
On Halloween I’m going to bake a loaf of bread and then run around with scruffy hair, raggedy clothing and a look that says “QUICK HELP ME, I”M RUNNING FROM THE AUTHORITIES!” and see how many people mistake me for Aladdin when I’m obviously doing a spot-on impersonation of Jean Valjean
my all-time favourite javert moment is and will always be the bit in the gorbeau tenement when patron-minette are panicking about who gets to escape through the window first & 1 of them suggests putting all their names in a hat and drawing one out, u know, not like they’re in a hurry bc the police are coming or anything
and then javert interjects smoothly from the doorway with ‘would u like to borrow my hat’
what an absolute gift to humanity
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
HOW TO WRITE AN ESSAY IN TWO HOURS DURING SCHOOL a novel written by me
my relationship with dw is weird, i don’t want to care but i feel sad that i don’t care, i say i don’t care but deep down i still care??? i don’t even know